Today, my mom found my pet squirrel under my bed and threw it out. She won't let me have a dog. FML.

Hey, who else here has gone to put their dead pet under your bed, and then realised that you'd have to move your hunting knife collection to your sock drawer, and that means moving the duct tape and rope to the bottom of your closet where it would get in the way of the bottom of the skin suit you made from the girl next door who supposedly ran away from her parents last summer? No one else? Just me then??

I suggest replacing anything in that room that holds odors, or you'll never get rid of that smell... Oh, and get the kid to a shrink. What kind of kid keeps a dead squirrel under his bed for a week? A future serial killer!

hate to break it to you, but your son is probably a serial killer. FYL

it's good to make friends early.

maybe it's your fault, OP. For not buying him a real pet.

well... sounds like a budding psycho... FYL

buy your son a puppy.

buy your son a puppy.

dead squirrels make such good pets too!