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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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Wicked game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 03:00 - Tunisia

Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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Very encouraging, cheers

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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Saturday 17 September 2011 5:39

It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.

tmaster550 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:40

well that was unexpected

Comments

rykerman33 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:06

Is she hot...?

physicist48 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:20

One step away from being Kentucky. Maybe extreme southern Ohio.

JRockk 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:58

kentucky? nooo its alabama!!! =]

Cheesecakee 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:35

Umm I live in ohio and ive never seen that, nice try though.

RaiFrosty 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:22

You should've tried and ask for a three-way, man.

RaiFrosty 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:26

asked*, even.

bahahammer_fml 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:25

incest is the best

xweon 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:26

Awky momo!!!

SilentTreatment 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:28

**** blocked by the Steppy!! What a burn!

Shannan021 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:37

Excuses excuses... =)

PurpleWaffles 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:38

Reminds me of degrassi haha (:

tboudre 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:48

The closer to kin, the deeper it goes in.

albertafootball 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:13

Classy

neorok 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:59

FYL? ... Go watch some hentai, educate yourself xD

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Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML

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