By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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jonnymohio 2

Turnabout is fair play. Point at her boobs and laugh.

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Shady06 0

lolz that sucks xD all you gotta tell her is..."baby it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" :D than stick it in her mouth lolz

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3arl 0

ur fault for having a small penis an not using extense

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MiseryMan 0

She laughed as a means of relief. After seeing the HUGE penis that will be destroying the lower half of her body, she forced herself to laugh as a means of relieving the surge of fear for what was to come.

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I_GET_ASS 0

1. uncircumsized............................... 2. small............................................. 3. bent............................................... 4. it looks like a bunny or her favorite cartoon show..................................... 5. all of the above......((right answer is all of the above))

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BoCo_fml 9

Uncircumcised does look laughable if you've never seen one before. But too bad she didn't refrain. OP: dick slap her in the face

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PerfectAngel 0

lmao, these comments are funny ;D but rly was it small or what????

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Ninjaface 0

I told you that Hello Kitty tattoo was a bad idea.

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moopsy234 0

see how much she can laf wen ur penis and balls are shoved down her throat!

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rutuu92 14

English mother ******, do you speak it?

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FromCFL 0

YDI for dating a 10-year-old who had obviously never seen a dick before.

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perdix 29

That's ri-dick-ulous.

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