By screwed - 10/02/2013 10:41 - United States

Today, I finally figured out why I've been getting diarrhea so often over the past six months. It only happens whenever I do something "sneaky". My body reacts strongly to how I stress over potentially getting caught. I'm a private investigator, and I apparently need a new career. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Damn, that is some bad luck. But can't you train yourself to pass obstacles like this?

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keykeykyah00 1

I don't know if you're suppose to tell people you're a private investigator...

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nightrose0087 10

I have the same problem, but the effects of mine on my personal life only includes ditching social plans and missing school a few times a week. Your situation is probably the most unfortunate possible lol. Unless you were a fireman and got the ***** while trying to save a family from a fire and then having to let them die because you, well, had the *****. Other than that though, your situation is rather "shitty" :)

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klovemachine 24

29 is very funny :) and an awesome dude

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HeartOfLead 24

Pooping yourself is... elementary my dear OP.

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onorexveritas 23

eat more solids?

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Satoaoi 13

good lord. ok here what you do. carry peptobismal wherever you go

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Kalipczo 21

Lol! Sorry but that's pretty funny.. When ever you do something sneaky you get diarrhea? Hey it's like a physical manifestation of your conscience., telling you to be a good person rofl

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iilovecokee 6

Lol, similar thing happens to someone I know, except they let out to most foul smelling fart ever. Rotten eggs is what it compares to.

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