Broken and Love: Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy...

By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 21:00 - Australia

Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By badplannning - 30/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Naperville

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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spookyboy 20

Friday 8 July 2016 11:56

I'm surprised there wasn't a shrine! Well maybe there was but you just didn't look hard enough.

SherbetGlitter 26

Friday 8 July 2016 12:00

I've heard people say that middle school is the time of your life but this is ridiculous... I hope you're okay OP!

Comments

Gorkiy 2

Friday 8 July 2016 18:05

And you are? In junior high or 25? We have no point of reference.

Nickimariek 20

Friday 8 July 2016 18:12

I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing ?. I'd have ran away too.

DeliMeat08 14

Friday 8 July 2016 21:46

You can run to my house. ?

pin731 5

Friday 8 July 2016 23:07

that's creepy dude ?

pin731 5

Friday 8 July 2016 23:09

@#26 that's super creepy you don't even know the woman and from the looks of your profile pic you're prob way older then her.. dude.. just don't.. your comment is damn near as creepy as the post

NYGiants1925 22

Friday 8 July 2016 18:50

How old are the both of you? No matter what, it's creepy as hell.

KaylaTackett 18

Friday 8 July 2016 19:39

What the actual ****!? That's some creepy shit! Please be careful, especially if you're out alone. If he's that obsessed with you, who knows what he's capable of!

deathshead 19

Friday 8 July 2016 20:00

you remind me of a friend, except you're good.

ishnation 11

Friday 8 July 2016 20:29

So when's the second date?

BabyCakes818 16

Friday 8 July 2016 21:00

Well I guess that's a little better than getting picked up by a guy who likes you in his truck, just to sit on the seat where old food lays and ants crawling everywhere.