Health: Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket....

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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people_annoy_me 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:26

What a bad shituation you're in.

SpartyOnWayne 18

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:41

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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pete9913 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:45

Shart aside, I laughed picturing everyone looking for the source of the smell. FYL for the shart though.

ghetto_child 19

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:57

with a mildly disgusted look on your face, act as if you can smell it as well while you walk out

ryannmichael 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:58

That's why you wear diapers ;)

tarlax 11

Saturday 18 July 2015 10:15

Not cool, dude. The stigma for adult diaper wearers is bad enough without you adding to MrConcise's misery.

cuppycakeslove 20

Saturday 18 July 2015 9:16

The drive home must've been awful, I'm sorry :-(

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 9:25

Going to a bathroom for a massive fart is not just a courtesy to your fellow humans, it is a security measure for your pants.

obliviongillette 18

Saturday 18 July 2015 9:43

I laughed so hard at this op! I'm sorry that you shit yourself but this made my shitty night not seem so bad after all.

Xion0014 20

Saturday 18 July 2015 9:46

Whoever smelled it dealt it!

joshi42 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 9:58

"tried to locate the source of the smell" - butt sniffing???

cowsgowoof 9

Saturday 18 July 2015 10:08

ha you suck

ariasmake1 9

Saturday 18 July 2015 10:40

Shit happens!

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