Miscellaneous: Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party,...

By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML

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By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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By Starter656 - 24/12/2017 06:00

Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By FML - 24/12/2011 01:32 - Sweden

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By forever alone - 12/05/2013 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By Lonely Heathen - 23/11/2023 22:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my coworkers had a Thanksgiving party, but it was Christians only, so I wasn't invited. I'm an expat, and I don't know any other Americans here. I was lonely, so I invited a non-American friend out to dinner. She said she couldn't go because she was invited to a Thanksgiving party. I spent the evening alone. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:15

People still think they need dates to go to parties? What happened to meeting people AT the party?

lotusflower007 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 15:05

oh honey, that's how you meet people. If your the only one, then that's okay. It's okay to be single. You can then network with all those people. The best way to meet people is through mutual friends.

Comments

Lisa89 3

Friday 18 December 2009 1:06

Get over the fact you;re single at a party... geeze just go there and have fun

zenti 2

Friday 18 December 2009 1:09

Why does being single make one a loser? Geez, at least you were invited. It's not like people are going to ignore you because you don't have a date.

schwinn11 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:27

To bad we don't live closer together, I would've went to the party with you. I love desperate, lonely girls! They're always the most willing to please a man.

revolution101 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:40

**** u people who r on fmylife.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 8:31

Why oh why would you ever need a date to go to a party??? Parties ARE for hooking up, if you're single then!! 8D (Or at least, for having fun regardless of being with someone or not. You don't NEED a partner for that.) Not going to the party because you're single is the only thing making you a loser in this story.

wh4t3v3R 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:49

Moemoemoe is being silly, it's the magical christmas date fairy that brings you a date and tons of friends and all the parties you want. FYL if you haven't been visited, but cheer up OP I'm sure the magical christmas date fairy will bring you a date this year! Or not.

Dixie_Normous 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:13

Well you are a loser because you would rather go out of your way to make up an excuse to not go to a party. So yea, YDI

Ruff_fml 3

Friday 18 December 2009 16:53

there there... don't feel bad... loser ; )

tommy666 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:20

YDI for being a loser. Nuff said.

akotus 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:25

It's actually more fun at parties where your single because your more free and you have that chance to meet that perfect girl that you never get to see at school cause she gets the afternoon shift, and you have the morning, and you can also feel free to talk to the girls without your gf being omg don't cheat on me!