Kids: Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered...

By Brandy_Dandy78 - 12/06/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2010 18:04 - United States

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By BondingTime - 17/03/2014 09:51 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Reread it.

luckycharm421 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

siblings, you gotta love them xD

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DeLpHe3zY 7

Monday 13 June 2011 3:17

miamis gunna choke tonight what?

wazoolol123 7

Monday 13 June 2011 4:40

atleast they didn't draw a penis.;D

katierocks 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:18

they were like you do it no yes NO YES fine they they sing to the lord looking at you like your a hobo

Steve95401 49

Monday 13 June 2011 5:37

You deserve it for going to church.

brandy_Dandy78 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:51

they just learned how to write the letter A on Friday so I was their paper ti practice my mom thought it was the funniest thing ever

lexi365 20

Monday 13 June 2011 5:55

So much for looking respectful to God.....

lexi365 20

Monday 13 June 2011 5:55

So much for looking respectful to God.....

HollyDolly660 8

Monday 13 June 2011 6:09

Do you know how many times my family and friends let me walk around with chocolate and/or whipped cream on my face. I know that's not quite as bad, but still. You are not alone OP.