Creepy roommates #56

By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
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cuz803 44

Unwanted contact. That's a fight and a 911 call after the beat down. Damn creeps.

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Jon Tessler 14

you mean ex roommate don't you

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cuz803 44

Unwanted contact. That's a fight and a 911 call after the beat down. Damn creeps.

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RichardPencil 30

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Your roommate deserves a belly rub.

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Jon Tessler 14

you mean ex roommate don't you

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Warp1978 15

Now, one kick in the mouth, two call the police three gtfo.

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legalgravethief 8

Put the law down, charge £/$ 50 for 10mins, make some money from this lol

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RichardPencil 30

Shouldn't the roommate be making the money? I thought foot-lickees had to pay foot-lickers, but since the foot-licking page has been removed from Craigslist, I'm not sure of the market dynamics.

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protoskore 27

I hope the shock made you kick his (?) nose really hard

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