By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
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DocBastard 38

No, you dropped the remote on the rat and killed it, you evil rat killer. It was just foraging for food to feed its family, and you assassinated it. I don't know how you'll sleep at night knowing you killed an innocent creature, just so you could be a lazy couch potato and watch reruns of "Law and Order" all night. Asshole.

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perdix 29

How long were you pointing the rat corpse at the TV and squeezing it until you realized it wasn't the remote?

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BoredomKillsinc 0

i'd say wait until it gets all molded and rotten, then put it in the builders' mailbox, then light it on fire, then watch it go up in flames, and then watch the sparks drift off to tje makn building, and then watch as the building catches on fire aswell, and then point and laugh all evilly like at the workers as they run out of the building- muahahahaha. they get to go on the news and get free publicity for their business, and you get to go on the news and become a famous pyro, AND you get your revenge... i's really a win- win

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StrickenAza34 4

I copyrighted that when I did it to my ex and her hairy hairbrush!

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Korro 8

throw the rat at the tv!

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perdix 29

How long were you pointing the rat corpse at the TV and squeezing it until you realized it wasn't the remote?

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Ninjafriends 1

Haha, this is really the best response of all time.

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creedaddict 9

Ewwwwww did that thing have a smell? or did it just blend in with the smell u already had in ur room

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mona_is_here 10

Those builders don't seem to give a rat's ass about it. FYL

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Bawxy 0

2/10. 1 for effort, and 1 more for encouragment..

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Ninjafriends 1

So absolutely bad that it's almost good.

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stephanie911_fml 0

Mmmm, Kids! Who wants my special 'chicken' I fixed for dinner?

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Selena_is_back 7

Oh dear, don't mind the taste! I bought it from Hillbilly's market!

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macskapingvin 0

If only it were still alive, you could train it to change the channel for you.

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underpaid011 0

at least it was dead! live rats don't like to be grabbed.

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