Geek: Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps,...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 23:38 - Canada

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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SuicidalxDream 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:16

just sit outside next to the steps, and sing along :D

fynn7kill 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:15

No such thing as physically impossible. You are just to weak, too dumb, and or too poor to get it back.

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damian25 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:12

jackhammer?

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:36

I used to have that same pick for my email.

Avbduloca13 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:14

lmfaoooo

thornpop 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:20

that's what you get for being a klutz!!!

nikalb3 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:30

nothings impossible with the right tools

_TONGAN_ 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:56

dude #178...stick with the script and congratulate #2 for the funny comment....sheesh!

shushi44 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:59

lolll

lmfaoooooooooo 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:11

lmaooo gd job

peacelovekat 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:39

I'm sure it wants u to

tessanichole 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:20

I laughed so hard at this! don't worry tough, I for one know that technology DOES mock you. that shit sucks...

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Same thing different taste

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