By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
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MoobyTheCow 2

So let me get this straight: You feel the need to tell us that you dove "perfectly," indicating that you're a prima donna. Then, because you're a prima donna, you made a big show of splashing around in the water and freaking out like you were drowning instead of just blushing and looking around like a normal person. Then, when someone jumped in to rescue you, you continued to cry and panic instead of snapping back to reality and telling the person you were ok, and didn't think to stop even as he started dragging you back to the side of the pool? How did you not deserve it?

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issydoo 1

I call fake!!! You cant swim in the Northwest Territories! Its -16C there right now!

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Bewitched_fml 0

Maybe it was written in the summer months and just was now put up on here??

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issydoo 1

it doesn't matter the public pool's temperature. It's almost summer now. And it's still -16 degrees out there. You can't go swimming in The Northwest Territories! Most of the time you still have to wear jackets and pants and gloves in the summer!

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caitlinc71392 0

How about an indoor heated pool?

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ecce 20

Indoor pool, maybe? Or on vacation?

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cassiejadex 1

you're about as fake as those 'i got ripped in seven days' adverts at the side of FML babes ;)

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xForeverLifeless 0

He probably knew she was partially naked. He just wanted to dive in to take a peak. I know it. ;)

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RRC_fml 0

oh so ur from canada, eh?

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malcolmwashere 0

odds are that your genitals will be publicly displayed at least once in your life. better early than late.

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Fentown_fml 4

Aah, that must have been so embarrassing! FYL :(

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fmeupdabutt 0

repost!! Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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deadbunny17 0

Make no mistake: He knew what he was doing.

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HazelBunny 0

lmfao wow sucks for you... did he touch you? 0-o like anywhere else...

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