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By maddie - 06/11/2013 05:06 - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 November 2013 12:20

Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.

TransitionCovert 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 12:17

Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!

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revvy38 4

Wednesday 6 November 2013 17:35

Better get out while the gettin' is good! You will be sorry!

bella_bunz0415 10

Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:06

Trick him to dumb you so you don't get a stalker in your hands

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:15

Did he say didn't you know that when you found out? End it before it's too late those people are wacky...

jackcat 11

Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:36

Tell him you can't be with him anymore because you've done some thinking and decided you're gay.

2_Fn_funny 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:49

dump his antisupport jack ass excuse for a human. God Bless the USA!

Delicious08 3

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:11

I guess I'm out of the loop on this one.....what's that?

qwertyu_ioplk 9

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:19

it's basically a hate group against gays...

paganecho 3

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:17

Time to dump his A** !!! They are the most bigoted and hypocritical people I have ever seen.

NocturnalCro 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:17

I see you used the term 'been'. I hope it was a prompt kick to the curb... or nuts. Both work.

emmydafox 16

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:17

OP, It's advised you run. The WBC are dangerous, and unstable people. Be very cautious should you choose to further communicate with this man.

Eivana 37

Wednesday 6 November 2013 20:01

I would be torn between beating the shit out of him and not wanting to put my hands on that filth at the same time. I'm not sure where he would end up.

Azail 15

Thursday 7 November 2013 8:11

There's a solution where ya can bash him and not get anything on your hands. Wear gloves ^^

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