Love: Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been...

The old sayings 'the good ones are always taken' & 'opposites attract' really can make for a shitty (and all too common) combo.... Hope this makes way for someone who deserves you! :)

APH_759 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 5:10

**** slitting her throat... cut that bitches head off

marc_with_a_c 3

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:00

Boohoo, fishing for pity because you're in the army.. deal with it and find a better woman

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Today, while feeling really ill, I pumped myself full of caffeine so that I'd be ready to run an online gaming session. I managed to maintain until I realized one of the players hadn't responded for two hours. She went AFK without telling anyone, holding up progress, for the 4th time. I don't know why I bother. FML

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You deserved it 363

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 624

You deserved it 7 126

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Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 408

You deserved it 3 304

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 956

You deserved it 3 066

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

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You deserved it 2 314

Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 269

You deserved it 562

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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You deserved it 6 728

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 6 128