Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered my best friend is really someone who has... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 14:16

Today, I discovered my best friend is really someone who has no respect for me and is a completely different person from who I knew. He's now blackmailing him if I leave him. With information I've never given him. FML.

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WellScrew 6

Thursday 29 December 2016 20:53

boys and girls, can you say "stalker"?

LeahBeeMee 13

Friday 30 December 2016 0:07

i meant to give a thumbs up

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saxophonePLAYER 11

Wednesday 28 December 2016 23:50

Get a restraining order.

WellScrew 6

Thursday 29 December 2016 20:53

boys and girls, can you say "stalker"?

LeahBeeMee 13

Friday 30 December 2016 0:07

i meant to give a thumbs up

Thor1012 28

Friday 30 December 2016 1:49

wow this here is what's happening to me with my ex. only he showed people very personal pics of me. I contacted police and they put me in touch with legal team. once ex realised this he backed off real quick

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