Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when...

By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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I believe it was I who said…

By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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Pavarotti next door

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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Jeffo193 13

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:01

I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

MURIKKA 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:10

"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I ******* love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

Comments

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:46

Send us a copy

SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:57

drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism.

Ins0mau 20

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:23

It can easily LEAD to alcoholism. But it's not a SIGN of alcoholism.

lksdliz 9

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:58

I want to be friends with your neighbors, they sound like fun!

tsent8 15

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:36

Blurble blurble panda hat

Butterfly_21 4

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:54

Buy a 24 one day, knock on their door, and tell them if they find you so damn entertaining then you may as well join them and make a IN-HOUSE REMIX.

mattscott 5

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:58

You must drink a lot, considering the fact that they saw it as a normal enough thing to plan to record you.

dragonmonkey 9

Thursday 15 November 2012 3:40

This is a re-post... Spammer!

SoylentCandycorn 10

Thursday 15 November 2012 3:57

Record the sounds of them *******, and offer a trade. Two can play at that game!

buckdharma 36

Thursday 15 November 2012 6:32

you live in California ? is your name jack tripper ? does your neighbor Mr. Furley think your having drunk sex with Chrissy and Janet ? does your neighbor encourage you to drink because he needs to know the outcome of this weeks episode ?