By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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MtnDew32 0

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

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IceeCreamm 7

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

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natureboy1992 0

140, OP stands for original post.

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kristalove 4

Y'all are a bunch of babies. Obviously, none of y'all go outside or anything. Lord. A tick is not a big deal. I get them a lot over the summer, I go camping often, and I just grab a tissue and pull it off. No extreme measures are needed. Goodness.

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dvdp112 0

note to self..... when you get off work today go get get 5 ticks. place the ticks on your penis. after removing ticks go to the club with skinny jeans on with a confidence you never had before. LOL seems like a plan.

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Bananaa122 0

kick the tick of your dick cuz that's sick.

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sweetness17 7

**reading these comments*** it's really sad how many small penis guys commented on yours for them to have to find a tic in order to have a medium sized package...just FYI, you did NOT find the cure to a bigger penis...pathetic.

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trgower13 0

why did you take it off? I bet it's the only thing that has ever sucked on your penis haha.

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vballchck 0

what were you doing to get a tick on your dick?

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soulfulemo 0

howd it get there.. were you doing stuff in the woods o.e

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gegiib 0

wash yo dick and you wont have bugs on it

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