Today, I differentiated my paternal grandma and my maternal grandma...

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By Why, brain, why - 09/10/2023 00:09 - United States

Today, I differentiated my paternal grandma and my maternal grandma by referring to them as "The living one" and "The dead one," respectively. Why is that the first thing that came to my mind? FML

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