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By cuppincake - 19/10/2023 16:04 - Australia

Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML

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meirasanya 10

Friday 15 January 2010 16:08

Report him to the police! Stealing from you is illegal enough, but downloading child **** as well! He won't need to worry about bills from jail. It's also safer for children if he's locked away.

ihateexams 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:10

Anonymously call the police and report him for downloading child pornography. If there's any evidence on his computer, that will probably be enough to prosecute.

Comments

theslipperytruff 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:22

He needs to sit on a curling iron.

filsworld09 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 2:28

I agree wit 106 ppl dat molest children r incurable n all should b set n front of a firing squad!!! also the ppl dat sympathize wit dem!!!!!

adaliapeace 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 21:22

*sigh* Stealing from you? You're married. Whatever happened to marriage being a case of "what's mine is yours, what's yours is mine"? On the other hand, he won't need to worry about paying bills if you do the intelligent thing and report him to the police. Child pornography is illegal (obviously) and he will spend time in jail for it.

aro_29 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 8:27

Aaron

Raddaya 3

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:52

OK all you people that say that anyone who wants to bang a child is ****** need to chill out. Any ADULT who wants to bang a child is ******. I'm 13 and I wanna bang Ariel Winter, does that make me ******? No :p

XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:52

if it's actual child **** (17-) then the cops would already be tracking him and have him behind bars, it's probably a very young looking 18 year old. and about the stealing if your married it's technically both of yours already

by12thenby6 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:32

What a sick POS, he needs to be shot for looking at child ****!

megpaintsthetown 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:37

Sick ***** like that need to be reported. And of course u can steal from ur own spouse. If a husband took his wives jewellery and sold it and kept the money for himself without asking or telling her then of course its stealing.