Love: Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance....

By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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By lifestinks - 05/04/2009 04:17 - Canada

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

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Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By PrincessOhNo - 12/12/2016 06:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By Tiff - 27/11/2023 16:00

Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML

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bigbadtim 7

Friday 17 September 2010 2:15

Do both.

Dudeitscaleb 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:18

I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight

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amerwin 3

Friday 17 September 2010 2:33

Sounds like a fair suggestion to me..

metal8214 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:35

haha

KCTruth4 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:38

at least he was truthful

ShadyFTW1 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:39

OWNED!!!

sugarnspicee 8

Friday 17 September 2010 2:40

Hahh. It was most likely the truth, so why don't you take his advice?

bonacca 2

Friday 17 September 2010 2:42

if you have alot of sex you don't get fat.... have more sex... 30 mins 2-3 times a day: win

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:04

Shocker.

misslizz327 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:42

jerk!!!

SmallTownCutie 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:43

go on a diet, then when your super sexy, dye your hair. that would be a huge confidence booster.

GlitterAngel 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 11:48

Then leave his arse! :))

Juneyah1017 9

Friday 17 September 2010 2:43

I hope he recommended black, because after that comment your probably going emo.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:43

harsh:(

vivchar 0

Friday 25 March 2011 1:31

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