Love: Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance....

By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lifestinks - 05/04/2009 04:17 - Canada

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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Lowkey

By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

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Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By PrincessOhNo - 12/12/2016 06:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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In sickness but mainly in health

By Tiff - 27/11/2023 16:00

Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML

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bigbadtim 7

Friday 17 September 2010 2:15

Do both.

Dudeitscaleb 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:18

I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight

Comments

mountiansnow 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:26

hey

yditotally420 3

Friday 17 September 2010 4:28

ydi for being fat. its that simple

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 17 September 2010 4:36

if you are fat then you should try it

afallingstar 22

Friday 17 September 2010 4:43

truth hurts sometimes

manonwater 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:49

not cool!!!

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:51

well...go on a diet?

raesolis86 0

Friday 17 September 2010 4:52

I wonder if this was posted by my former sister in law cuz she's a fat bitch hahaha

sourgirl101 28

Friday 17 September 2010 4:55

Love your play on wording!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 17 September 2010 4:58

I'm kind of on the fence about this one. Losing weight is one of the best (if over weight) ways to improve your appearance. It's also very difficult to do for some. Her husband could have been more tactful in his wording but many wives let themselves go after marriage.

MissErikaHart 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:00

the way I mess around n talk shit on here is not really an indication of how I really am. I'm not uneducated. i bet i have more education than u, 64. I got my MBA from UNLV. go ahead n keep the subject on me cuz it seems like that's all u like talkin about.