Work: Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me,... - FML

By BearMan - 09/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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Yeah, that probably wouldn't work

By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 03:30

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML

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By bad boss - 03/04/2018 01:30

Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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beililee 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:27

omg. that's horrible. I hope you responded with "and you can't be straight. you're skinny." (if she was a skinny bitch that is)

itsucktobeme 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:23

That is so terrible... I hope that you said something to that mean bitch. But on another note Good for you for coming out!!!!

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mysticold13 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 17:37

That co-worker must be reeeeaaally sheltered... she must get her image of gay people from the television. Tell her to come up here to Boystown in Chicago and tell all the big gay guys down on Halstead that they must be secretly straight because they're fat and see how quickly she gets bitch-slapped.

illneverbehappy 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:17

HAHAHAH she's so dumb

ilovefatcats 12

Tuesday 6 April 2010 2:20

go show that bitchwhos gay, bearman!!

bossybanks 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:10

gay pride!!!!!!!!!

gay1 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:21

woot woot!! GAY PRIDE!!

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Monday 7 June 2010 8:29

rotflmfgaoddalsjd

rzbt21 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 0:25

ydi for being a fat ****

Britney_Spears 1

Monday 13 December 2010 19:26

I don't mean to be rude, or threatening, but you deserve to live in poverty for 400 years, AND... I will cut you.

tantrum4pres 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:51

you homosexuals are garbage

HemptressMedea 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:10

You should've said " aww! and you're too ugly for me to care what you think!"

swimmer911 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 5:40

no. you need to find yourself some help. what you're doing is wrong.

zco101 1

Friday 15 July 2011 6:23

excuse me but the gay guy from modern family is pretty chubby. and on of the best characters too

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