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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 15:58 - United Kingdom - Westbury

Today, I couldn't move without people talking to me about the "Royal Baby". It's like it's actually going to have an effect on my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 14:01

Today, as usual, I'm receiving constant texts and calls. I'm socially exhausted and just want to be left alone, but everyone I complain to just thinks I’m bragging about my popularity. Including my therapist. FML

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By jaymaag25 - 20/10/2016 06:28 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 10:00

Today, after a day of anxiety and worry that something bad would happen, I decided to keep my two daughters home from being flower girls at my sister's wedding. Now my sister and entire family is blowing up my phone. Apparently her wedding is my important than a mother worried about her babies. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By yuupper - 19/05/2021 10:59

Today, I realized that I could have slept all day yesterday and it would've changed nothing. I don't talk to anyone and I don't do anything. My presence or lack of presence in this world means nothing and affects nobody. FML

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By FMeeee - 16/06/2014 18:50 - Portugal - Aveiro

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2022 00:00

Today, I realised that when I was pregnant I had loads of friends, because pregnancy is cute and awesome and empowering, until the baby actually arrived. Then so-called friends don’t want to visit anymore because babies are loud, sticky, poop everywhere, and get in the way of brunch and shopping. FML

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Congratulations, I guess

By Dead Inside Uncle - 14/10/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, my depression has seemingly hit a new low when I barely reacted at all to my sister excitedly telling me that I'm going to be an uncle. I'm not going to be a fun one at this rate. FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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thatgirlkat 9

Monday 22 July 2013 19:36

It's happening to me too and I'm in America.

sammyjanette 17

Monday 22 July 2013 19:34

I know! I plan to boycott all major forms of news for the next week because I don't want to hear about it. Though they'll probably be talking about the royal baby for the rest of our lives.

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 22 July 2013 22:36

Just wait it will all go over soon...

hayjay2000 8

Monday 22 July 2013 22:54

I know, they act like nobody has ever had a baby before. Same with that stupid Kardashian crap. I am in America and everyone is freaking out for no reason.

mcholl 7

Monday 22 July 2013 22:59

It may, however, affect whether or not you learn when to discuss the "effect" on your life.

Trackpad 4

Monday 22 July 2013 23:02

Well, lets at least be fair. We finally have a celebrity baby who might actually have a positive effect on people. He might be the figurehead for the country one day.

Alihb 16

Monday 22 July 2013 23:10

God, all the Royal shit in the media sickens me.

BaraSkit07 12

Monday 22 July 2013 23:12

I know that shit, Sweden is the same: "Did you see the wedding?" "Isn't the baby cute?", just shut the **** up and talk to someone who cares.

simplysarcastics 26

Monday 22 July 2013 23:29

Its so annoying! If I hear one more thing I am going to go bananas. God bless the family, but this royal thing is too much.

simplysarcastics 26

Monday 22 July 2013 23:36

They are normal people who were born into royalty, its not like they earned it or anything. In America the president has to actually work and win and isn't just born into it. I also do not get why America is so excited this has nothing to do with us at all.

limegreenshowers 13

Monday 22 July 2013 23:36

effect*

claira555 5

Monday 22 July 2013 23:37

Effect

limabeans101029 20

Monday 22 July 2013 23:39

Oh get over it and stop complaining. I've been hearing/seeing a lot about the baby as well, but about 90% of the things I've seen have been people moaning about it. You're just adding to the hype.

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