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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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Yeet the guy

By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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sonicdude6682 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:37

He should meet a saiyen, Jaylen

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:37

What are you talking about? Dragon Ball Z is amazing. It was one of my favorite animes when I was young. And no I'm not a guy.

Mackenzie99 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:43

That sucks -_- I know how you feel my ex was like that too but he was into ... 90210

jhill2321 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:57

I bet your likes won't go over 9000

GypsyRover 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:23

I have a pocket monster,he's going to pikachu and make your bulbasaur!!!

allicat12234 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:39

I'll take him if you don't want him...

ghashlycrumbs 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:54

I see no problem with this.

ghashlycrumbs 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:46

And I am a woman.

harleysugar02 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:13

i am in the same boat my fiance has them on our dvr and wont delete them cause he will watch them again. and dont even joke about deleting them thats even worse.

tuffguytony 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:17

Dragon ball z is awesome props to your fian?e!!!

nabila21 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:18

dragon ball z rules. .... maybe he was talking about his dragonballz

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Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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