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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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Kog_Hiro 17

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:52

Every party needs a pooper, thats why they invited you. Party pooper. Party Pooper.

Kog_Hiro 17

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:58

By the way... www.teamfourstar.com Your welcome ^^

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:59

Dragon Ball Z sucks sweaty donkey balls.

power6053 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:09

Even though I'm a straight guy, canl I borrow him and then have a 9001 hour long conversation with him about dbz.

wegetrz 14

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:13

I'm having a hard time believing you had no idea he was that immature before you got engaged, but now you're complaining about it.

IsaiahG69 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:13

Dragonball Z is a great convo topic :)

ChrissyBambi 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:35

Winning

iceblue_fml 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:48

Lol my brother came to stay with me for a month and he brought 8 seasons worth of dbz DVDs I'm watching the 4th season right now while my wife is sleeping haha

unrealfan11 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:50

Hey now! Dragonball z is my generations pastime! Dont be denying the man his DBZ talk!!

Theactuary 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 10:04

FYL OVER 9000!!!!!!

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