Dad jokes, part 43884

By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
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mskeptik 12

Having a girlfriend whose father has a sense of humor - priceless. For everything else there is MasterCard.

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bloopaloop 27

You probably remind her of him

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Kraths 16

Sounds like a keeper if you're into that.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

thats when you, him, mother, other father etc. go to a therapist to explain why that is a bad thing to do

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mskeptik 12

Having a girlfriend whose father has a sense of humor - priceless. For everything else there is MasterCard.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

You're lucky he didn't pretend he was Igneel. He'd have ripped your arm off.

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WistayShlaio82 13

Ok first, I need to ask. How did that guy lose his virginity and I still have mine.

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coius 23

Im guessing rape, incest or the wifey has serious coke bottle glasses and is legally blind/low IQ

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julfunky 29

You’re a lucky man.

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