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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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xBl4ck0ut 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:12

It is a good show anime rocks

notsaying12 2

Monday 20 February 2012 21:26

Dump them

JMichael 25

Monday 20 February 2012 21:32

Well seeing as how dragonball z is awesome I don't blame him for wanting to talk about it.

brando420 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:45

Dragon ball all the way maybe u should have a conversation about dragon ball z

Skafta 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:49

What's wrong with that?

jku 14

Monday 20 February 2012 21:54

You deserved it for accepting the proposal of (or proposing to) someone who loves Dragon Ball Z.

blegehlehgleh 0

Monday 20 February 2012 23:17

Are you really judging someone based on what TV show they like to watch? Really now?

DocBastard 38

Monday 20 February 2012 21:59

I suppose this makes me the only person here who's never heard of this phenomenon. Go ahead, thumb me down for not giving a flying **** about anime. I was brought up on Tom and Jerry, Woody Woodpecker, and Looney Tunes.

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:37

^ Don't feel bad, Doc, I was raised on Woody as well. It was junior high where I became a DBZ nut. Think our ages are showing.....yours more than mine though! ;)

AyaneXx 6

Monday 20 February 2012 22:00

If you're going to marry the guy shouldn't you have known about this? Anyway Dragon Ball Z is amazing use to always watch it when i was younger... Had the game a few year back too :D

jake98899889 4

Monday 20 February 2012 22:06

YDI??? You should know who you're engaged to..

xmaximusx 12

Monday 20 February 2012 22:51

Let me guess he can't play his Xbox wothout u whining either

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