Miscellaneous: Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner... - FML

By coolster5000 - 02/05/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

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coolster5000 22

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:57

OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:36

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

briang959 47

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:43

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 3 May 2015 20:07

I can completely relate to this FML. This happened to me at a very small auto body shop and the bathroom was literally in the waiting room area, so the smell permeated throughout the room where people were waiting for their cars. I'm almost certain people got dizzy behind it.

AllWells 10

Sunday 3 May 2015 21:09

Run!

PrinPrinLife 16

Sunday 3 May 2015 21:12

Well I guess that was a shitty situation.

apaul982 14

Sunday 3 May 2015 23:17

Well your shit out of luck

xx000o 27

Tuesday 5 May 2015 5:09

He wasn't, the unfortunate people in line were.

zarrganaut 17

Sunday 3 May 2015 23:57

I could see that happening to me. Just walk out like nothing happened.

Psyk_fml 11

Monday 4 May 2015 1:44

All of you people are what's wrong with the world. Just inform the next person in line that the toilet has clogged and you're going to get a plunger, go find the proprietor or store minder and request a plunger, any place with a restroom facility owns a plunger. Return to plugged toilet. Plunge toilet. TA DAAAAH! Problem is fixed! Why is this so hard for people to figure out?

gintwinsmoore 20

Tuesday 5 May 2015 5:52

lighten up, #54...it's FML! Lol

96isntassexyas69 20

Monday 4 May 2015 4:39

My worst nightmare. Sorry OP.

jcfrisco 13

Monday 4 May 2015 5:04

i swear you are 1 cheeky **** m8 ;)

kbsimmer 14

Monday 4 May 2015 19:05

This isn't so much a **** your life but a **** their life

brycemash 9

Tuesday 5 May 2015 4:31

What happens in the corner store bathroom, stays in the corner store bathroom

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