By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
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hypnos_fml 0

so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?

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smokeymcpottt 3

You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!

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BlueTwist89 0

You should probably learn about verb tenses..."My new one BELONGS to a debtor." This leads me to believe one of two things: 1. You share a phone with a debtor AND/OR 2. You are a debtor. In any case, FYL.

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my2centsworth 15

I'm confused. If it was your old number, it used to belong to.......you.

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rasellersjr 0

You would have been better off changing careers than phone number :P

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emmyers 0

change it again. what else could you possible do

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LilaBear 1

No, your current phone number belongs to you. It USED to belong to a debtor. Unless you are the debtor.... and the prostitute :P (Oh, and do you mean 'debtor', or debt collector? You know a debtor is someone who owes money?)

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Lily_Loretta 0

I would assume the op knows what "debtor" means, what would be so terrible about the phone number coming from a debt collector?

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zebrapattern 6

so, you used to be a prostitute until you changed your number and then you became a debtor?

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lolzkitty 0

my phone number belongs to a girl named Joy........as i found out like 100 times...

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dudeman1212 22

Are you trying to tell us you switch jobs frequently? O.o

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