Intimacy: Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

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Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

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Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

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Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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Quiet down!

By grooveshark - 30/09/2020 20:01

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Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML

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Jerp 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:46

Better the next room than the same room.

Foster_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 4:48

Time to move out mate!

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hahafmlurlife 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:58

my parents are right now its not distrubing that thy love eachother but now im thinking about my dad and my mom ewww

Autumnazing 0

Monday 17 May 2010 3:48

I bet you're traumatized. (:

tinkerbell211 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:47

I hate when I here that shit makes me really sick . Lol fyl

antonioohama 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 10:59

You're clearly bored. Go do something, don't just sit there an listen.

xxMeghan16xx 0

Friday 23 July 2010 3:09

I hear my parents all the time at like, midnight... My dad is the loud one.

highsheep 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 0:18

3some

Awesomeness99 0

Friday 1 October 2010 4:53

Im 11 and I hear my mom with guys i don't even know. and Im to young to Just go out for a walk cuz I hear her at like midnight... Its upsetting. I'd be ok with it if it were my dad..

blarghonk117 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:31

wow, that hasn't happened to everyone

zacdaddy 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 21:53

bro that is bad

nicospec 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:04

Maybe OP's

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