Miscellaneous: Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed...

By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By porcelainleigh - 23/11/2016 19:41 - United States

Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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mrspitiful 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:14

My Parents were divorced by the time they were 26. Congratulations!

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:38

Based on his inability to determine appropriate versus inappropriate comments, I advise you not to let your Dad have the microphone to say a toast at your wedding reception.

Comments

NOTYOUTOO 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:38

NO ONE EVER PAY ME IN GUM! :-(

Angeledice 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:46

Unless you did not know your parents were divorced which is highly unlikely, this is quite a boring story. Wait. It's a boring story anyway -.-

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:51

This is not even close to an FML. It's not a surprise that your parents are divorced and this doesn't change you or your life one iota.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:59

Hindsight could be the perspective you need.

Cupcaken 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:00

so? youre freakin engaged?! so what if he said something a little rude?

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:38

Based on his inability to determine appropriate versus inappropriate comments, I advise you not to let your Dad have the microphone to say a toast at your wedding reception.

ruby84 1

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:05

Be positive! At least he was looking out for your own best

klfindley 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:26

lame

kirbcheck76 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:38

Well 50% of marriages end in divorce these days the other 50% end in death

Telperion 8

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:30

Duh he was being totally disrespectful about marriage, which the OP is about to enter into - plus its not like OP wanted to be reminded of her parents divorce when contemplating her own marriage. If you don't get it, don't answer the phone when your daughter calls down the road....

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:36

The dad is being realistic. The OP is all dreamy and shit and doesn't want her buzz killed, but guess what, isn't not in the dad job description to only say what his daughter wants to hear.