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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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Monday 5 September 2011 8:51

Maybe you shouldve told her why

FreshPairOfNikes 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:53

Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.

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mfayem 15

Monday 5 September 2011 21:34

Look at the bright side! You're not dating a child anymore!! :D

hotLatina 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:36

u deserve it...

chika_yeaah23 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:40

if she Sits on the floor yelling at strangers, she's too young for you bro!

daviddgaf 3

Monday 5 September 2011 21:44

I Had This Happen TWICE!!

zombi3ki113r14 4

Monday 5 September 2011 23:15

Bitches be crazy

Wynthos 2

Monday 5 September 2011 23:17

Women are very emotional and illogical creatures. You should've seen this coming.

chessiepickles 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:33

Same thing happened to me last year except it was my ex boyfriend crying...

kbisogno 2

Monday 5 September 2011 23:58

Bitches be crazy

Eiregal 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:01

w0w I did not know that could happen in real none movie life! lucky drop man now run!

auddylynne 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:05

OMG obsessive much? Way to clingy it sounds like

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