By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive

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1waytoolive 1

Yeah 24 somewhere private so she could of killed him and disposed of his body so much easier.

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Aozora_fml 8

Attention *****.

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cumverg 0

FYL for having a psycho girlfriend. YDI for dumping her in the mall. And FYL for being kicked out of the mall.

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Chara3328 1

bad place to break up. but y a ball-point pen?

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chuck1986 0

if getting banned from the mall gets you away from some psycho who stabs you then you got off ok. I'd press charges against the crazy bitch though.

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DReamBig24 0

probably not a good idea to have dumped her in a public place... and it sounds like she's a bit psycho

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EvilDave 13

If he hadn't dumped her in public, she might have stabbed him in the throat or eye.

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war25 0

im not gonna lie dude ur life is pretty hardcore

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Ieatpeople17 0

How about you ban her from society and send her to jail

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chanta24 10

why would dumping someone in the middle of a populated area be a good idea?

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Hockeyboy4280 18

It's suggested because USUALLY a scene, production, or whateve it is you want to call it, won't be made. Mind the word "Usually".

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