Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him...

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 23:07

OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.

kenshinjapan 2

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:04

Why did you break up with him them? YDI

Comments

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:01

Well, at least he didn't cheat on you.

yooser 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:08

don't be so hypersensitive and be more grateful for those dumb boytoys

mintcar 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:09

Don't break up with someone unless you absolutely mean it.

MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:17

well what would you expect?

hellogoodbye1996 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:18

well I don't know what you wanted him to do you broke up with him so he thought it was over and wasn't going to waste his time moping around and feeling sorry for himself

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:18

You really want to bitch about something as trivial as this? My, my. Aren't you a fool. Silence foolish youth. The conflicts which await your measely soul may just seize your breath if this is among your greatest.