Health: Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat...

By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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RickySleeves 20

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:28

Maybe you broke two records then!

TheGolfGTI 24

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:40

See OP, this is what happens when you try to toot your own horn.

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abNormal62 23

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:48

Better a fart than a shart

MasterBob_fml 14

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:52

Who cares... you got the PR!

hberri331 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:01

Your right your life is ****** because you farted in public..not.

Bragi 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:01

Pretty normal, OP. Quit whining.

chuka81 27

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:18

Show off, I hope you're expelled from the gym permanently for single handedly causing global warming.

pugpuggy 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:34

Woah, I bet you blew them away! No? Okay...

WOTAN1488 24

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:43

Awh dude, breaking that record is totally worth it.

flee2321 10

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:56

I feel very confident that the fact that it was only a fart means you are truly lucky.

Xobubblyxo 23

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:12

Well at least you broke a record! Who knows, maybe you'll be in Guinness Book of World Records for loudest fart someday.

Rkikkas9713 25

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:21

Did it give you a boost?

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