Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me.... - FML

By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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By Hangryko - 11/05/2021 08:01 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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By momolee - 07/07/2012 19:13 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:06

She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...

toughchick14 15

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:05

I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:31

I think,there another reason for the reason.

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:32

thats rude

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:39

Awe that's so sweet! She knew she couldn't duplicate perfection. :P

Desticles69 13

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:49

should of told her you got your looks from her

caohm 18

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:52

does she realize she insulted herself too?

annoyedweirdo 9

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:23

Lmfao that's funny but your mom must just be jello

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:53

Pudding maybe?

ShakeDisPlace 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:29

Well lets just hope the doctor slapped your mom when you were born Op. Regardless, I bet your beautiful.

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:45

That's horrible and your mum should be ashamed of herself. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think I'm terribly attractive but I have a husband who thinks I'm beautiful. Don't listen to your mother. She might actually be jealous in a way maybe.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:56

I suppose she didn't want a girl...but hey your alive and someone will like you for who you are...

Huddisher 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:06

Horrible mother.

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