Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me.... - FML

By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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By Hangryko - 11/05/2021 08:01 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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By momolee - 07/07/2012 19:13 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:06

She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...

toughchick14 15

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:05

I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.

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ctlnaaia71 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 3:54

I'm sorry OP, but your mom is a bitch!

Goblin182 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:03

Sounds like something my Mom would say, jokingly of course. Some families just do that.

pikachulove14 14

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:13

I'm sorry.ik how it feels.try to roll it off and just keep going:)

arre2006 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:37

Tell her it runs in the family as you hold a mirror to her face

DividableByZero 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:44

I did but it broke... :/

Krystal3408 32

Thursday 8 August 2013 8:20

Why are parents so rude these days. Seriously.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Thursday 8 August 2013 9:20

Your mom didn't have any kids after you, because she couldn't find anyone that'd wanna do her twice

Hisfiance13 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 9:47

Ugly duckling(:

yellowaholic 25

Thursday 8 August 2013 10:54

Tell her it's the genetics.

Fernando83 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 20:07

If you said nothing to her in response to that you deserve it. Mother or not f*** her. And if she said she was kidding there's always some truth behind every joke.

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Today, the bank called to ask when were we going to make the mortgage payments for our family home. We were several months late. I had been transferring my mother the cash to make the mortgage payments after she lost her money gambling. She absolutely promised she would stop several months ago. I guess she lied. FML

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Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML

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Today, my work directory was updated to reflect my recent promotion. Due to lack of space, they abbreviated the title. I'm now listed as "Sr Anal". FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML

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