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#2 desperate??? are u kidding??? firemen are sexy as hell... man my bf is a volunteer fireman and that's just soooo sexy...
He probably has used that bit about 1,417 times in the past 12 months. Don't get too down on yourself.
You should've said something like, "your home/cell phone number." He misunderstood that you were asking for his office number and he just gave you the right one.
HEY #15 GET THE **** OFFA MY TURF OH AND THE FIREMAN IS PROBABLY JUST A VERY LITERAL GUY. LITERAL ZING!!!!!
HEY 23 YOU LIVE UP TO YO NAME... ZING!!!! I DON'T NEED TO "OWN" ZING. DOES GOD OWN THE EARTH?? HELL NAW! HE'S THE ******' MASTER YA BETTER RECOGNIZE
HEY 31 THE ONLY RETARD HERE... IS YOU!!!! ZING-ZANG-ZONG
the comments here are even better than the FML
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HAHA...funny guy xP And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.