Work: Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 12:40 - Australia

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:19

Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"

pepsie_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:28

panda express?

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sykora_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

sooo jealous!

MimiMo_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:30

I got to be Sparky the Fire Dog for my pre-schoolers. It was a great experience!

Melodyfire 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:35

people here are so mean! jeez just cause he has a job doesnt mean he has to like it! id be pissed off if i had to be in a panda suit all day int he hot, humid weather! people here need to lighten up! just because you dont have a job doesnt mean you have to bitch at everyone who does!

SergioFML 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:39

Aw I would love your job. I have to clean the shit off the ground after the elephants crap everywhere. Trade?

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:46

YDI- Just get a new job! And just wondering, do you work at Panda Express? That place is bucnasty.

abcdefgh_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:51

hey where do you work? i would love to come and make fun of you!

Rickyv90 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:54

I don't see why your complaining other than getting extremely hot. The only people that would know who under the suit is your co workers so who cares? Just have fun doing it your getting paid to run around in a panda costume! like jackass

WellThatSuckz 14

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:59

Hehe,Kentucky fried panda. "They were finger ling-ling good!!!"

KyleOkposofan 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:03

We can trade. I'll take your job, and you can take the job I don't have.

ehomz 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:03

haha suckssssssss

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