By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Keep trying. I think that blow jobs feel great. Try not to get over excited next time.

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gandhislayer 6

Cut the guy some slack. Everybody's first time was rough (albeit most dont happen that way) but in time he will learn control.

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meben 0

Umm it Is super pathetic. Still to this day I haven't gotten off through a ********.

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FYLDeep 25

Wow, you suck at receiving blow-jobs. Which is odd considering that usually the woman does the sucking.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

I would say 'sucks for you', but there obviously wasn't any of that going on, so that blows....oh wait, that didn't work either. Guess you came up short there.... Must. Stop. Puns....

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SolemnlyLove 7

That was quite punny..

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CaptainCola 7

Cum on guys quite giving the guy a hard time

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gandhislayer 6

*quit. Hopefully we can use some cumtrol and cumtain the puns. Im going to hell.

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lustheart 7

64, marry me? Hahah I'm bi. Doesn't matter.

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NullPointer 20

I used to have trouble cumming at all during ********. Don't feel too bad about it. Hopefully she's mature enough to understand.

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TxChamp 0

You have premature ejaculation sir!!

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kings1fan 6

Way to point out the obvious!

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