By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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user115 0

agreed, but I feel bad for him that would be embarrassing :|

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ninjuh_wingman 29

At least she knows she was doing a good job.

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flockz 19

so you still gave her a facial? or did you cum in your pants?

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nateym 0

Maybe he gave HIMSELF a facial, or came in HER pants.

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Angelice_fml 0

You'll get better with practice. Don't worry about it.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

How do you practice getting a bj?

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ty1992_farmlife 12

lol well, if she didnt leave him theres his practice partner.

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rawrabby 0

Lmao. What a horrible fail. Practice does make perfect though.

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manshack 8

You must be that guy from the Virgin Diaries.

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iliketurdles 7

Or any other film LOL.. Whad'ya mean it makes no sense? Hey buddy, these nuts.

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jboggs18 0

And which of the beautiful ladies are you in your picture

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suavesuave 2

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chelseaaababyyy 17

hes seen a mouth. hes just never seen one on his penis..

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absolutegrrr 7

21, actually you're not very suave. Sorry pal.

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suavesuave 2

Ya am gonna take that seriously from a guy that calls him self absolutegrrr lol it was harsh but it's true this guys pathetic to bust a nut b4 even getting head

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ElChoppo 4

It's ok bud you wouldn't understand as you've never even came close to OPs position

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mmsdrummer51 3

That must have been a surprise to her face.

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