Geek: Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper....

By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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Saturday 15 May 2010 16:09

That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!

ScooterScott 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 16:08

Lol

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zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 15 May 2010 19:18

twice?

prider5 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 19:20

dumbass

KBu 2

Saturday 15 May 2010 19:23

lmfao man that was funny didn't u learn the first time

tasha_caliente 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 19:27

lol

ericck 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:17

lolol

Lol_that_suks 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:28

My friend once stapled a staple threw his thumb. He had to go to the hospital and he didn't cry at all the whole entire day

hxhdjtihkgjgshj 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:38

how?

brownlace 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:54

tard

Shellydevil20 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:11

i kno a kid who did this he so stupid haha

pwincess_fml 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:39

wow. you fail at life.

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