Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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Same thing different taste

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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By Sorry? - 02/12/2016 03:54 - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Sashay away!

By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:00

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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By please stay on the line - 07/05/2017 04:00

Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 30 May 2011 23:58

That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom

Crlnprz 11

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

lmao nice double fail

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goldhighways 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:44

well does she at least look like a guy?

Nuttyicecream 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:07

how masculine and testosterone is your female teacher?

cupcakexxrawr 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:33

lol you're on her bad list for sure :P

nekro_onslaught 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:35

she probably sounds like a guy

dotmyg0t 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:36

YDI for thinking about men so much.

reaaga 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:47

lmao real smooth idiot

alexxalexx88 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:28

that's funny I do it all the time to my principal!

mitchcanadian 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:14

that's ******* awesome bro! haha I do it all the time my teachers get so pissed!

fatalblue06 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:44

wow. done that lmao. I told some lady who looks like a man, "you have a great day, sir" it's just habit.. I assure you everyone have done it.

TKrisha_fml 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:51

It happened to everyone dont be disappointed with your self

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Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused, "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sashay away!

Babe 3: Pig on the phone

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