Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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By Sorry? - 02/12/2016 03:54 - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Sashay away!

By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:00

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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By please stay on the line - 07/05/2017 04:00

Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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You deserved it 705

By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 30 May 2011 23:58

That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom

Crlnprz 11

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

lmao nice double fail

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IHHC 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:16

LOL, this happens in my class all the time. Only my classmates aren't that stupid to say it wrong twice..

Cell23 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 18:06

lol fail

Tsui 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:16

Nice going, sir…

GamerMaster2041 12

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:07

LoL u Fail Sir. Ma'am must be pissed off

WTFitsBob 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:42

rofl I do that to my teacher sometimes :)

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:19

Ha! Double fail.

sgracemoore 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:08

DAVID????

halflight17 1

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:09

Vous avez dites en francais ou anglais? Cause it's not so bad to say it in english... XD

Lazydirt 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:56

im doin this to the teachers I hate

FAYUL12345100 3

Friday 24 June 2011 15:21

FYL. That's a real shame, sir.

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Same thing different taste

Sashay away!

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