Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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By Sorry? - 02/12/2016 03:54 - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:00

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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By please stay on the line - 07/05/2017 04:00

Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 30 May 2011 23:58

That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom

Crlnprz 11

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

lmao nice double fail

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daxter136 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:37

accidents happen

mexicotoucher 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:41

I've said this before and will say it again. Pretend you were trolling.

HannahLouise96 13

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:38

I've done that before! Called my teacher 'Mum' once as well.

evanmiester 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:39

haha nice one

thekrammer 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:41

Everyone has done that before

Natalie403 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:16

^ Love your pic xD

barbiekid542 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:42

haha, I do that every class period xD

OCDC 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:31

You think you'd learn by now...

iPhilosophy 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:48

what the **** are you retarded or drunk, how does that happen

txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:49

well....does she look like a man?

lalalaha 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:49

how is this an fml?

ghettoswag313 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:20

shit bitch!

orgasm_blush 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:59

Omg! Lol. She probably thought you were ******* with her on purpose.

Nuttyicecream 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:04

****** :D

roundblock 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:09

lol!

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Sashay away!

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