Love: Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a...

By Jenny - 09/02/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 350

You deserved it 4 826

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 220

You deserved it 3 034

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 377

You deserved it 5 015

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 106

You deserved it 3 103

By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 454

You deserved it 7 293

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 08:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was so angry but when I stated "I am going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our 2 year anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 059

You deserved it 15 223

By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 00:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, just one month after giving me a bracelet with an infinity symbol on it for Christmas, my boyfriend of three years ended everything out of the blue. That was a short infinity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 109

You deserved it 2 037

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 968

You deserved it 91 961

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 427

You deserved it 10 139

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 889

You deserved it 2 674

Dominion

By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 835

You deserved it 303

badonis 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:31

Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.

FMLpleez1234 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:52

What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

Comments

O2l 1

Sunday 15 September 2013 6:32

At least you don't have to wear the necklace anymore

noatak 6

Monday 24 February 2014 3:38

At least you don't have to wear the "hideous" necklace again.

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 19:17

Well then he bought it on purpose, because a boyfriend who loves you doesn't break up with you over nothing.

Vita_1 30

Thursday 28 August 2014 6:15

Except there's no such thing as a monthly anniversary. Anniversary = yearly.

anonymous100000 17

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:41

he's so petty. wasn't meant to be, OP. if two people really REALLY love each other, they work for their relationship and talk things out. he was most likely looking for any excuse to dump you. keep looking and learn from this experience.

syed121417 22

Friday 21 November 2014 0:08

It sounds like to me that he wanted a reason to break up with you, which makes him coward. Also, for those of you saying "why celebrate 8 months??", that's not the point? We don't know whether or not OP asked her (ex)boyfriend to buy her something. And, so what if they celebrate 8 months? Who cares? I just don't understand why some people don't want to accept that there is no formula to follow for relationships and people can celebrate whatever they want, regardless of whether or not you find it annoying.