By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
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24788 6

Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Embrace dental hygiene for the good of everyone around you.

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raged_fml 0

for some reason i keep reading it as "on my desk with big blow on it." haha

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UGADawg08 1

Maybe they want you to drink it, since it's 70-proof.

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TwinPower 0

lmfao ; well at least you can come to work with better breath(: think of it as a compliment.

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Purplex3 0

Happy Birthday. :D Think of it this way, at least you got a present which makes your breath smell better. o:

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pinkfrenchrose 5

Well, now your breath smells nice. That gift is good for everyone. :)

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kellster 2

It's ruder to have halitosis that offends all of your colleagues. Did you not know? Do you brush your teeth? Eat a lot of smelly food? Take some kind of medication that gives you bad breath? I don't know, but I'd check it out, use that mouthwash, and invest in strongly minted gums. :P

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soundmind311 0

at least it has alcohol in it? maybe someone was leaving you a birthday drink, assuming your turning 21.

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I2OI3 0

Some people have ridiculously bad breath and don't know it - maybe that's you - if it is they did you a favor buddy, how do you expect to hook up with hot ladies with halitosis??

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Zoa_fml 0

Actually if people were trying to tell the OP that they had bad breath I think this was the best way to go about it, less embarrassment overall.

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