By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
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24788 6

Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

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laura171717 0

At least you now know about your bad breath and can change your flaw. Maybe they were just trying to save you from further self-humiliation. Don't be upset, just take the hint and use the mouthwash. =D

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redbluegreen 40

Hint much? I can't help but feel there's something sexual behind this, but maybe that's just me. Bows can make almost anything look classy. Except mouthwash.

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

You will thank them in ten years when your gums aren't rotting.

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Curtieeeez 0

Haha #6 xD It's the thought that counts [;

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cottee 0

Ouch. It's OK. Been there myself. Embarrassing, but you'll move on :)

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Seti_fml 0

At least someone told you? it would have been worse to just let you go on not knowing.

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onigiriqueen 0

Did you know that BRUSHING YOUR TONGUE REMOVES BAD BREATH?! There are a shit-ton of people in the world who know this not, and I am disgusted by each and every one of you. You don't need mouthwash for minty-fresh breath. YDI for not understanding basic hygiene.

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sarah8909 0

Oh come on, no-one deserves this on their birthday, it's a bit harsh! Just take it as someone trying to help you out in a poorly thought out, not wanting to confront you kind of way? and uh.....Happy birthday!

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