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By partygirlxxx - 24/05/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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JGunit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:12

how do you not know its real?

ronton 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 20:16

there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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ydiwahaha 0

Friday 15 January 2010 7:55

YUM LOL

nldawgsccr22795 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:20

yea how did u knw it was real?

ZombieKitteh 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:57

I read those books... I remember some really weird candies but not cockroach ones XD

tama_tee 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 22:30

i know right! no cockroaches in any hp books! stupid. :)

tama_tee 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 22:08

tard, there are no cockroaches in harry potter

chachi456 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 1:31

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

megh90 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 13:49

you were suppose to 'bunny ears' the word fake, not Harry Potter

icy37 10

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:44

nah there r like cockroach clusters in hp but no one sells em in real life. any way cant you tell a REAL cockroach from an edible one?

evelinaaa 0

Friday 18 March 2011 2:29

eww! wtf?! ewww! I say you bake him some cookies that have cat shit in them :D that should teach him! but wtf?!

DoorMatCat 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:17

I haven't read the books in a while so I couldn't really use them as a source, but when, in all the Harry potter series, did fake cockroaches come into the story?

DIESINBLOOD 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:48

Prisoner of Azkaban.

goldenlocks22 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:22

Maybe just a cruel sense of humor.

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