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By Bethany - 20/05/2016 19:31 - Germany

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Today, even though my boyfriend knew that I was a devout catholic before he asked me on a date, he's pissed that I keep refusing to have sex. Apparently, he thought I was just playing hard to get and that I would eventually drop my panties like all the other slutty "religious" girls he claims to have fucked. FML
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organizse 28

If he can't respect a single wish he's not worth keeping around

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sonasonic 34

I wonder if he puts that on his rèsumè...

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hdonor 1

Break. Up. With. Him. If he can't respect you now he never will, and he doesn't deserve you

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CallMeACanadian 11

Fuckboy alert... Stick to your guts, OP!

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pancakessdsjsn 17

For yourself, I sincerely hope that you dump a guy who won't respect your values. What a prick.

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JimminyCrib 7

You're the sick one believing in an imaginary being.

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ChelseaTheEnchan 7

In addition to desperately needing to dump his ass, you should also warn other girls. Tell all your friends about how shitty of a human being he is. If you have texts, save them and show them as proof (which your word should be enough but some people refuse to believe anything without reciepts or sources smh). Ruin his chances while protecting fellow women!

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GiraffeKing907 9

oh jeez. Why are you with this guy? And if he isn't willing to wait then he's not the right guy.

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mr_dour 16

Catholicism...Germany?? Sounds totally legit.

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Ryanhay16 14

If you were that religious you wouldn't be cussing

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